Welcome to the Social Media Purge

This is not a test.

This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Social Media Purge sanctioned by the Internet Lords of the Universe.

Social media apps including Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter have begun malfunctioning for reasons unknown.

All other social media networks are unharmed.

Government officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from the Social Media Purge and shall not be harmed.

Commencing at the siren, any and all uploading of posts, including those of plates of exotic cuisines, will be impossible for an undisclosed amount of time.

Support lines will be unavailable until the Social Media Purge concludes.

Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn.

May God be with you all.


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